Archive for June, 2009

Jon and Kate Plus 8 Divorce

Posted in Gay Interest, Humor, Television on June 23rd, 2009 by Chip Gibbons

Have you heard that reality TV stars Jon and Kate Gosselin have filed for divorce? If this is news you might want to check your pulse to see if you’ve still got one.

The announcement was hardly a surprise. Viewers of the 2-year-old series had seen the couple’s relationship deteriorate recently, and even people who don’t watch have been exposed to their problems through an endless stream of headlines — “Caught With Other Woman” and “Inside Jon’s Prison” — in the tabloid and celebrity media.

Those who enjoy watching Jon and Kate Plus 8, the TV drama of a miserably unhappy heterosexual marriage and the trauma it causes for eight little children, need not worry, however. As they say in show biz, the show must go on.

The divorced couple will keep their meal ticket–I mean the 8 children–and the big house, which they will trade off living in. Jon and Kate will each have a separate residence elsewhere.

But the TV show is going to be renamed “Jon and Kate After Proposition 8.”

Three Questions

Posted in Humor on June 22nd, 2009 by Chip Gibbons

Do you hate life when it isn’t the way you think it should be?

Do you try to control others when your life leaves you feeling out of control?

Do you dislike people who ask annoying questions?

The Catholic Church and Coeliac (Celiac) Disease

Posted in Health, Humor, Religion on June 21st, 2009 by Chip Gibbons

You know, the sacrament of the Holy Eucharist is perhaps that most sacred of the Catholic sacraments.

This sacrament is a recreation of the Christ’s Last Supper where He broke bread and drank wine with his apostles before he was crucified.

Through a process called transubstantiation, Catholics believe that the communion wafer actually becomes the flesh of Jesus and they eat it. The wine becomes His blood and they drink it.

I only recently found out that Communion wafers have to be made of wheat. Otherwise they don’t count. Apparently rye, barley, and other flours don’t convert into flesh well.

There is a problem because God created a substantial number of people who have allergies to wheat or coeliac disease, an autoimmune disorder caused by the gluten in the wheat.

From Wikipedia:

Roman Catholic doctrine states that for a valid Eucharist, the bread must be made from wheat. In 2002, the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith approved German-made low-gluten hosts, which meet all of the Catholic Church’s requirements, for use in Italy; although not entirely gluten-free, they were also approved by the Italian Celiac Association.[76] Some Catholic coeliac sufferers have requested permission to use rice wafers; such petitions have always been denied.[77] The issue is more complex for priests. Though a Catholic (lay or ordained) receiving under either form is receiving Christ “whole and entire”—his body, blood, soul, and divinity—the priest, who is acting in persona Christi, is required to receive under both species when offering Mass—not for the validity of his Communion, but for the fullness of the sacrifice of the Mass. On 22 August 1994, the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith apparently barred coeliacs from ordination, stating, “Given the centrality of the celebration of the Eucharist in the life of the priest, candidates for the priesthood who are affected by coeliac disease or suffer from alcoholism or similar conditions may not be admitted to holy orders.” After considerable debate, the congregation softened the ruling on 24 July 2003 to “Given the centrality of the celebration of the Eucharist in the life of a priest, one must proceed with great caution before admitting to Holy Orders those candidates unable to ingest gluten or alcohol without serious harm.”[78]

As of January 2004, an extremely low-gluten host became available in the United States. The Benedictine Sisters of Perpetual Adoration in Clyde, Missouri, produce low-gluten hosts safe for celiacs and also approved by the Catholic Church for use at Mass. The hosts are made and packaged in a dedicated wheat-free, gluten-free environment. Gluten-content analysis found no detectable amount of gluten, though the reported gluten content is 0.01% as that was the lowest limit of detection possible with the utilized analysis technique. In an article from the Catholic Review (15 February 2004), Dr. Alessio Fasano was quoted as declaring these hosts “perfectly safe for celiac sufferers.” [79]

The church’s solution to this problem was to bar people with coeliac disease from the priesthood.

But pedophiles, now that’s a different story.

Quote of the Day

Posted in Film on June 20th, 2009 by Chip Gibbons

[My shrink] says that I’m too frightened to act and that I’m looking for some kind of magical solution which is unrealistic…

Source: Judy to Vicky concerning her stale marriage and her fear of leaving it. Vicky Cristina Barcelona, a film by Woody Allen