Conservatives Like Their Homos Hung and Hypocritical

The lastest Republican gay sex scandal involves ex-Marine Cpl. Matt Sanchez, a hugely “talented” gay porn star and escort.

From the Huffington Post:

[David] Horowitz probably discovered Sanchez after the ex-Marine appeared on Hannity & Colmes alleging that while studying at Columbia University, he was called a “baby-killer” by members of that school’s International Socialist Organization. This alleged episode, which was investigated by Columbia but never confirmed, also earned Sanchez a spot on the O’Reilly Factor.

For his supposed courage in the face of liberal cruelty, Cpl. Sanchez was presented with the Jeanne Kirpatrick Academic Freedom Award at this year’s CPAC. Sanchez was the perfect vehicle for the conservative movement’s ongoing attempt to wrap itself in the uniform, and to heap resentment on liberals for their supposed anti-military bias.

Soon, Sanchez was rubbing shoulders with the likes of Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin. Malkin posted a shot of herself beside the corporal on her blog. Sanchez was clad in full military regalia and Malkin wore a big smile. But Malkin is not smiling anymore. Like so many of Sanchez’s boosters, she was mugged by reality.

As several gay blogs revealed late yesterday, Corporal Sanchez was known during his halcyon days as Rod Majors, a majorly well-endowed gay porn star.

For more on Rod Majors–I mean Cpl. Matt Sanchez–see Tom Bacchus on the Vine. (Article includes photos toward the end of the article of Rod that should only be viewed by adults in the privacy of their own homes, with the lights turned down low, and with at least some if not all of your clothes removed.)

Let’s not forget that just last week Ann Coulter was calling presidential candidate John Edwards a “faggot.”

It’s all so kinky.

It’s a shame that Rod gave up his prolific movie career where he was engaged in honest transactions between consenting adults for right-wing politics where is seems such relationships remain a foreign concept. (Left-wing politics is not based on consent either.)

Thanks to PrideSites.com, here is a partial list of Rod’s films:

Call of the Wild
Montreal Men
Built Tough
Colossal Cocks
Glory Hole of Fame 3
Guest Services
Hardbody Video Magazine 5
Idol Country
Jawbreaker
Lunch Hour 2 - Sweating Grease
Man To Men
Northern Exposures
Power Trip
Secret Sex 2: The Sex Radicals
Size Queens
Spanish Hardon
Tijuana Toilet Tramps
Water Logged
Well Hung 1: The Biggest Dicks in Town
Wet Dreams
Woody’s

Joe.My.God has a lot more and also an interview with Cpl. Sanchez who contends he has (had) a wife and is “not very good at being gay.

Hmmmm. How many straight porno films did he appear in where he had sex with women? Here is an entire page of porno films starring Rod Majors and there’s not a single film for a straight audience. Of particular note is the title “Patriot Ass” which I would take to be a play on the Bush administration’s beloved Patriot Act.

If anybody knows of any straight porno that Cpl. Sanchez starred in, let me know. Why do I think that looking for a straight porno film starring Rod Majors is going to be like looking for the person who really killed Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman since O.J. didn’t do it?

He’s might not be very good at being gay but he’s apparently very good at having gay sex. Like Ted Haggard.

It has also been reported that Excellent-top is his escort page.

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One Response to “Conservatives Like Their Homos Hung and Hypocritical”

  1. Steven Says:

    It’s all so funny too.

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